mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Louis: Just tweeting
Liam: Taking photos of him and Louis with some webcam effects
Niall: Tweeting about the DVD
Zayn: Maybe actually watching the DVD
Harry: Oh look John Lennon on the wall
Management: Here is a picture of the boys watching the DVD *Posts a photo of the boys on their laptops.
musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too
tumblr: Find blogs from Twitter and Facebook.
me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, NO!
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????